Why yes, I do liek Mudkipz :3c2. This pokemon is your rival
I'll take you down with Take Down! (That was pretty lame, but I think Spoink has higher SpD?)3. This pokemon is deeply in love with you
Okay, so a deranged plastic robot loves me...?4. This pokemon is stalking you
Pff, this Pokemon actually looks shady enough to be a stalker. Maybe. XD5. This pokemon just stole your cake
I must've put too much pumpkin in it... Wait, does that mean Pumpkaboo is a cannibal? o.o6. This is your Lab partner
*thinks instantly of all the Leo + Leafeon fanarts* owo7. This is your best friend
I hope it's not my coworker Pokemon as well; otherwise, sparks (well, Razor Leaves and icicles) will fly.8. This pokemon is about to fight you
Great. How am I supposed to fight myself?
*thinks of Navi's "He (Dark Link) knows all the moves you've used before!"*9. This pokemon will do anything to get your shoes
*thinks of Awkward Zombies' Jynx Flash*
*throws my cheapest pair of shoes at it and flees*10. This pokemon is currently hiding in your house
... Boy, that's some insect problem.11. This pokemon is your pet
Keeps me toasty warm during those nonexistent freezing winter nights! (Well, I can take it with me into the mountains... Though if I'm Mudkip, does that mean Flareon won't like me as much?)12. This is your new roommate
Eyy, a smart Psychic type.13. This is your new boss
Eugh, creepy. I hope I don't have to go rob graves or something. o.o14. This pokemon watches you while you sleep at night
Daww, come cuddle with me instead <315. This pokemon is scared of you
How can you even tell that thing is scared of me? It's so dopey. (Plus, we're both Water-types.) o.o16. This pokemon is about to perform surgery on you
Er uh... ATTENDING!
(Better a humanoid, I guess...)17. You have to babysit this pokemon all night
How do I even...?18. This pokemon loves sleeping on your head
OW HEAVY SHOULDN'T THIS BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND x.x19. This pokemon envies you
Yee no one can do the happy vacant face like Mudkip can! (Idek XD)20. Use this pokemon to tag some people
Not sure who got this Pokemon, so just do this if you feel like it!